Finally, the moment everyone has been waiting for. 終於 萬眾期待的時刻到了
The final chapter to my 10-part series on Earth's mightiest hero, Captain Marvel. 地球最強英雄驚奇隊長 10集系列的最後一章
Hulk smash. 浩克開砸
This week, we're focusing on the battle of Earth. 本週的焦點是地球大戰
Now we all know the story. 故事我們都知道了
The Avengers were trying to save the world, but if we're being honest here, 復仇者聯盟想拯救世界 但老實說
they were losing, badly. 他們節節敗退 超慘
Alien ships invading, Thanos being a jerk about magical Stones. 外星船隻入侵 薩諾斯爭奪無限寶石
- Our heroes were done for. 我們的英雄完蛋了
Until... 直到...
Captain Marvel blasted in! 驚奇隊長現身
Now who was this glorious, well-coiffed hero? 這個髮型帥氣的超酷英雄是誰?
Due to my extensive research and my diligent studying 經過我努力研究 認真分析
of Scott Lang's podcast interviews, 史考特·朗恩(蟻人)的播客訪問
who seems like a pretty cool guy. 他人好像挺不錯的
I've learned a lot about Captain Marvel 我深入認識了驚奇隊長
and I know at least three things to be true. 知道至少有3件事是真的
One, she blasted through Thanos's fleet like a flaming angel. 第一 她像火焰天使一樣 炸爛薩諾斯的腳
And you know what? She looked good doing it. 而且你知道嗎? 她動作超帥
Two, she, like, punched Thanos right in the face. 第二 她賞了薩諾斯的臉一拳
You're finished! 你完蛋了
No offence to any of the other Avengers, 不是我瞧不起其他復仇者
but I really don't think they could've done that. 我真心覺得他們做不到
And three, sometimes, someone can come out of nowhere and do something amazing. 第三 有時會有人冒出來解救大家
I know some of you think, "Well, she abandoned the people of Earth." 我知道有人會說"她拋棄了地球人"
But look, it's not true. 但 明明不是那樣
Obviously we don't know exactly what she's been up to. 我們不清楚她的近況
But maybe she just needed a break, you know? 或許她只是需要休息一下
Can a woman just live, hmm? 女人不能喘口氣 哼?
Maybe we'll learn something new at AvengerCon this weekend. 也許我會在週末的 復仇者聯盟展得到新消息
I'm gonna be dressed as Captain Marvel. Obviously. 我當然要扮成驚奇隊長
Anyway, that's all I got for this week. 總之 以上是本週的內容
Next week, I'm gonna kick off a special two-part series 下週我要推出2集的特別企劃
on why I think Thor is secretly a gamer. 聊聊我為何認為索爾私底下是遊戲玩家
Remember, new episodes drop every Wednesday. 別忘了 每星期三會推出新影片
Be sure to like, comment and subscribe at Sloth Baby Productions. 記得按讚 留言 和訂閱樹懶寶貝影片
- Kamala Khan. - Coming, Ammi. - 卡瑪拉·克汗 - 來了 媽
Hurry up. You're going to be late for your driving test. 快點 你考駕照要遲到了
Aamir, if you don't stop praying long enough 阿米爾 如果你不停止祈禱
to put some food in your mouth, one day you will starve to death. 吃一點東西 總有一天你會餓死
May Allah forgive you one day. 願真主有一天寬恕你
Kamala, please don't forget to 卡瑪拉 請不要忘記
look at the mirrors every 15 seconds at least. 至少每15秒看一次照後鏡
Yes, yes, yes. 是 是 是...
Oh, Kamala, my Kamala, the road is a long and winding one, 喔 卡瑪拉 我的卡瑪拉 道路蜿蜒而漫長
so never fully stop at stop signs. 絕對別在停止標誌前完全停車
- Way too early for poetry, Abbu. - 現在吟詩太早了 爸
All right, listen. 好吧 聽好
You do know that you don't really have to look in the mirrors that often? 你知道其實不必那麼常看照後鏡吧?
Yes, she does. 是的 有必要
Listen, just make sure that the instructor can see you move your head, okay? 記得讓考官看到你頭在動 好嗎?
And remember to say Bismallah before you start the car. 記得在發動車子之前說奉真主之名
You're gonna need all the help you can get. 你會需要老天幫忙
Don't even have a license. 你根本沒駕照
How about you start by turning the car on? 先發動車子吧?
Pull out whenever you're ready. 準備好了就開始
Bismallah. 奉真主之名
Bless you. 祝福你
I don't think anyone saw. 應該沒人看到
That's my car. 那是我的車
驚奇少女
You set her up to fail, 你害她沒考過
having her drive in the street with all the other cars. 讓她在有車子的大街上開車
I have taught her to drive myself. 我親自教她開車的
Ma'am, because of your daughter, I'm walking home. 太太 你女兒害我得走路回家
Oh, come on. Are you trying to tell me 喔 少來 你是想告訴我
she didn't look in the mirrors enough for you and your clipboard? 她看照後鏡的次數不夠多嗎?
I wouldn't say that's the problem. 我想問題不在那裡
- Oh! - Then you'll also say that - 喔! 那你也會說
you expected her to signal at every single turn? 你期望她每次轉彎都打方向燈嗎?
Yeah. 是啊
- Choro ji. - Kamina kahika! - 長路寺 - 什麼混蛋!
Give me my keys. 把鑰匙給我
Okay, Kamala, come on. Chalo. 好吧 卡瑪拉 來吧 我們走
I'm so sorry that this family car, you know, that your father earned 我很抱歉 家裡這輛車 你父親
with his very hard-earned money, it has seen a lot of trauma. 辛辛苦苦賺錢買來的車 見過了很多創傷
Hmm. I'm also sorry that you're not going to be able 嗯 我也很抱歉 你不能幫忙
to help me with all the things for your brother's wedding you said you would. 你哥婚禮的事 你說答應要幫忙
(哈德遜河對岸為 哈德遜城市廣場 帝國大廈 曼哈頓, 紐約市) This is my fault. This is all my fault. These are my genetics. 是我的錯 都是我的錯 孩子是我生的
I mean, I come from a long line of fantasizing, unrealistic daydreamers. 我家的人都愛幻想 不切實際 愛做白日夢
My mother was one. 我的母親就是一個
澤西市, 紐澤西州 (哈德遜河對岸為 曼哈頓金融區, 紐約市)
科爾斯學院高中 1979年 創立
Camelia, glad you're not bruising from that dodgeball incident. 卡瑪拉 很高興 你沒在躲避球事件中受傷
Oh! 喔!
Why is she waving? That's weird. 她幹嘛揮手? 好怪
Hey, guys. 嘿 同學
I'm just gonna sneak in there and grab my chem text book. 我只想拿一下化學課本
We're in the middle of something. One sec. 我們在講事情 等一下
I'll google the periodic table. Yeah. 我上網查週期表好了
Rough morning all around. 早上真不好過
Had a bet you were gonna pass, so now I'm out 10 bucks. 我打賭你會考過 這下我10元飛了
I told my mom to stop texting you guys. 我叫我媽別再傳訊息給你們
Plenty of people fail their driver's test. Instructors focus on the tiniest things. 很多人考不上駕照 考官都注意很小的細節
I crashed my car into his car. 我的車撞爛了他的車
Oh. That's on you. Yeah. Uh... 喔 那是你不對 是阿 呃...
- So I guess we're not going to AvengerCon. - No, no, no, Bruno. - 所以我們不去復仇者聯盟展了 - 不 不 不 布魯諾
A cosplay competition for Carol Danvers at the greatest fan event of the year. 卡蘿·丹佛斯(驚奇隊長)扮裝比賽 在今年最大粉絲活動上的
My costume is near perfect, pending the final flourish. 我的服裝接近完美 就剩最後的裝飾
Still trying to think of that flourish? 還在想那個裝飾?
- It'll come to me any second now. - Sure it will. - 靈感隨時會出現 - 它一定會的
- I'm sorry. I really do love you. - 好遺憾 我真的很愛你
Got any plans this weekend? As of this morning, Kamala and I are free. 週末有事嗎? 到今天早上為止 卡瑪拉和我有空
No. 沒事
Are you inviting me to play Smash Bros? 你們找我玩任天堂明星大亂鬥?
- Because if so, I'm busy. - Don't hate the player, hate the game. - 如果是 我很忙 - 別討厭玩家 討厭遊戲就好
The thing is I do hate the game, though. 問題是我真的很討厭那遊戲
- Really? - 真假?
- Sorry, Zoe. - It's fine. - 抱歉 柔伊 - 沒關係
I like your jacket. 我喜歡你的外套
Thanks. I like your necklace. 謝謝 我喜歡你的項鍊
Thanks. 謝了
It's actually my name in Arabic. 這是我的阿拉伯文名字
Okay, see you later. 好吧 再見
Would it be super weird if we asked her for a ride to AvengerCon? 請她載我們會不會很怪?
- Yes. - Why? - 會 - 為什麼?
Her mom used to drive us to school all the time. 她媽以前常開車送我們上學
Because she is the absolute worst now that she has 100,000 followers. 因為她現在超假掰 有10萬人追蹤
80,000. 8萬
Kamala Khan, please come to my office ASAP. 卡瑪拉·克汗 請盡快到我辦公室
You've done something very wrong. Just kidding. It is crazy that the 你犯了大錯 開玩笑的 太瘋狂了
whole school can hear this. 全校都能聽到
No, nothing is wrong. I just wanna chat. Can't wait. 不 沒什麼事啦 我只想聊聊 等不及了
- PS, this is Mr. Wilson. - Thank you, Mr. Wilson. - 對了 我是威爾遜先生 - 謝謝你 威爾遜先生
Okay, first off, I just wanna say 好 首先 我只想說
I get it. 我懂
You get what? 你懂什麼?
I hear you've had a hectic couple weeks. 聽說你這幾週過得很忙碌
Very funny. 真幽默
But your teachers, you know, they're telling me you're doodling all day, 你的老師們告訴我 你整天都在塗鴉
staring off into space in your little fantasy land. 在你的幻想世界裡做白日夢
Hey. Oh... Really? 喂! 嗯... 真假?
We truly started the meeting 30 seconds ago. 我們30秒前就開始面談了
- You gotta be with me, girl. - Yeah. Sorry, Mr. Wilson. - 專心一點 同學 - 是的 抱歉 威爾遜先生
No. Mr. Wilson was my father. 不對 威爾遜先生是我父親
My name is Gabe. His name was also Gabe. So, doesn't super-work. 我叫蓋柏 他也叫蓋柏 常讓人霧煞煞
But let's talk about you. In junior year, 我們來談談你 現在三年級
it's time to start really thinking about your future. 該開始認真思考你的未來了
I mean, college admissions are coming up, before you know it, it's SATs, 我是說 快要申請大學了 學測也要到了
it's essays, it's applications. 要交申請論文 申請書
Do you volunteer? 'Cause college admissions eat that up. 你有當志工嗎? 大學很吃這一套
I mean, of course, do it to help people too, but I mean... 我是說 當然也是為了助人 不過 我是說...
It helps. It does help. 有幫助 真的
Oh, no. No, I'm not... 喔 不 不 我不是...
You know I'm not trying to scare you, right? 你知道 我不是在嚇你吧?
Do I have to figure out my whole future before lunch or is there, like... 我一定得在午休前 弄清楚我的未來 還是...
I'm gonna give you a task. I want you to go home. 我給你一樣功課 回家去
Not right now, but after school. 不是現在 而是放學後
Then you're gonna look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself, 你照照鏡子 問妳自己
"Kamala, who is that girl I see staring straight back at me?" "卡瑪拉 現在盯著我看的女生是誰?"
- You're reciting lyrics from Mulan. - I am, I am. - 你在背《花木蘭》裡的歌詞 - 沒錯 沒錯
You are. 真的
Okay, Kamala, all I'm saying is right now, I see a girl divided. 好的 卡瑪拉 我看到一個心不在焉的女孩
"Is she there or is she there? Where's Kamala?" "她在那裡還是那裡? 卡瑪拉在哪裡?"
Who knows? No one knows. I don't even know. I can't see. Where? 誰知道? 沒人知道 我看不到 在哪?
And I know. I know fantasy's fun, fantasy's really fun. 我知道幻想很好玩 真的很好玩
But right now, I need you to pull yourself together and join reality. 但現在 我要你打起精神 面對現實
You know, the plan was perfect. I was gonna get my license. 原本計畫很完美 我會拿到駕照
Then under the cover of stupid wedding errands, we just have, like, 然後在一堆婚禮雜事的掩護下
one pure, beautiful day of freedom at AvengerCon. 在復仇者聯盟展度過美好自由的一天
- Guess there's always next year. - No, there's no next year. 明- 年應該還有 - 不 明年沒有
This is the first one ever. And then future historians, 這是史上第一次 未來的歷史學家
they're gonna start writing about it, and where does it start? Here. 他們會開始寫這件事 從哪裡開始呢? 這裡
Okay? There's not gonna be another first AvengerCon ever again. Never. 好嗎? 再也不會有第一屆 復仇者聯盟展 不可能
- Switch to the back-up plan then. - You have a back-up plan? - 那就換成備份計畫 - 你有備份計畫?
What's... What's your back-up plan? 什麼... 什麼是你的備份計畫?
In concept, it is pretty easy. 概念上 它相當簡單
But it's gonna take a lot of finesse and subtlety on your part. 但你得運用很多策略和演技
And you just aren't... 而你沒有...
- I can be subtle. - You can be subtle? - 我可以很會演 - 你可以很會演?
Okay. Listen, you enter your home, you sit down at the dinner table, 好吧 聽著 你回到家 坐在餐桌前
smile, and you ask your mom. 微笑 然後問你媽
- You're an idiot. - I'm not. I'm actually a genius. - 你白癡喔 - 才怪 我是天才
So, can we stop acting like your mom is Darth Vader? 別再一副你媽是黑武士的樣子好嗎?
Every single thing I love, she seems to hate. 我愛的東西她似乎都討厭
And it's like she thinks I'm some kind of, you know, weirdo. 她好像認為我是某種怪咖
You are a weirdo. Whoa! 你是怪咖啊 哇!
What? 怎樣?
If I'm weird, you're weirder. 我怪 你比我更怪
I know. But more importantly, I've gotten weirdly good at airbrushing. 我知道 但更重要的是 我已經變噴繪高手了
I put the rest of it together, but okay. 其他都是我完成的 沒關係
- So... - You think we'll win? - 所以... - 你想我們會贏嗎?
Please. We're going, we're conquering. 拜託 我們前進 我們征服
And we're high-fiving in slow motion. 慢動作擊掌
Bruno, I still need to figure out my final flourish for my costume. 布魯諾 我還得想好 我的服裝最後要怎麼裝飾
- Any ideas? - Okay. - 有想法嗎? - 好
How about steampunk Captain Marvel? 蒸汽龐克風驚奇隊長如何?
- Steampunk is dead. - Okay, fine. - 蒸汽龐克風落伍了 - 好吧
How about a mashup? Like Captain Panther or Iron Marvel? 來個混搭? 豹隊長或驚奇鋼鐵人?
Ooh, Doctor Strange Marvel. I can, like, wear a cape. 喔 奇異驚奇博士 我能穿披風
- Capes are cool. - Even Asgardian. - 披風很酷 - 甚至阿斯嘉人
You know, be like a badass Valkyrie, ride a horse. 就像壞壞瓦爾基麗(女武神) 騎著馬
I can't build you a horse, but otherwise... 我不能做一匹馬給你 但是...
You can build me sloth baby wings. That's very me. 你能做樹懶翅膀給我 很適合我
Completely you. Wings, a little tiara. 完全就是你 翅膀 加頂頭冠
- Playing here. - Captain Princess Marvel. - 這邊打球 - 驚奇公主隊長
No princesses. I'm sorry. You know what's even better? 別弄公主 抱歉 知道什麼更棒嗎?
- What? - Zombie Captain Marvel. - 什麼? - 驚奇隊長喪屍
I could be like, "I'll eat your brains. But I also have super powers." 我可以像"我要吃掉你的腦袋 但我也有超能力"
Okay. Hey, let's never do that zombie impersonation again. 好吧 嘿 千萬別再模仿喪屍
Hi, Kamala beta. How are you? Hmm? How was school? 嗨 卡瑪拉 你好嗎? 哼? 學校怎麼樣?
Apparently I have four days to figure out my whole future, so that's... 顯然我有4天能思考我的未來 所以...
Don't be so dramatic, Kamala. 別這麼誇張 卡瑪拉
What are you watching? Turn that off. 你在看什麼? 關掉
- Is this from Nani? - Must be things for the baat paaki. - 外婆寄來的嗎? - 一定是訂婚的東西
Aamir. Aamir, come down here, please. 阿米爾 阿米爾 請你下來
Why'd she also send all this junk? 她幹嘛還寄這垃圾?
I'd like to tell you that it's because she's growing old, 我想告訴你因為她老了
but she's always been this way. 不過她一向如此
She doesn't want to die before passing on all her junk to us. 沒把垃圾傳給我們她不想死
Aamir, have you lost your ears? 阿米爾 你耳聾了嗎?
This is so cool. Is this Nani's? 超酷的 這是外婆的嗎?
That is junk. 那是垃圾
Aamir, here. Take this and put it in the attic right now, 阿米爾 來 把這個拿去閣樓
and then unpack the groceries. 再把雜貨拿出來
- Why can't Kamala do it? - She's going to help me with my errands. 卡瑪拉不能做嗎? - 她要幫我的忙
- You know the ones for your wedding? - I am? - 你婚禮的事 - 我要嗎?
Yes, you are. Chalo. Let's go. Attic, and with me. 對 你要幫我 走吧 拿去閣樓 你跟我走
- Chalo, Kamala, let's go. - Don't mess up those errands. - 快點 卡瑪拉 - 別把事情搞砸了
Let's go. No time today. 走吧 今天沒時間了
Kamala. 卡瑪拉
- What's up, Najaf? - What's going on, Kamala? - 你好 納賈夫 - 怎麼樣 卡瑪拉?
- Amma ji, kaisi hain? - Bilkul. - 阿瑪 你好嗎？ - 很好
Flying vultures in Armani suits 禿鷹穿著名牌西裝
buying up the whole neighborhood. 買光了整區域
Maybe we'll actually get a Halal Guys this time. 也許這次會出現清真食物快餐車
They charge you for extra sauce at Halal Guys. 他們多加醬汁要收錢
You're too short. 你太矮了
She's not too short. This thing is too long. 不是她太矮 是這件太長了
Shakat, mere kapre taiyar hain? 沙卡特 我的衣服準備好了嗎
Salaam alaikum, Muneeba ji. 薩拉姆·阿萊庫姆 宗內場寺
Wa alaikum salaam. 哇 阿萊庫姆·薩拉姆
- Wedding shopping, I see. - Mmm-hmm. - 婚禮大採購啊 我明白 - 嗯-哼
Did you hear about Fatima's engagement? Broken. 你聽說法蒂瑪的婚約嗎? 吹了
Oi, what happened? 怎麼回事?
She decided that she wasn't ready for commitment. 她決定她還不想定下來
So now she's off gallivanting through Europe to "discover" herself. 現在她要去歐洲遊蕩 "發現"自我
What does she have to discover about herself? 她自己有什麼好發現的?
Good for her. 很好啊
I mean, she wanted to travel the world and she went for it. So that's cool. 我是說 她想旅行就身體力行 那很酷
She's trouble, this one. 這小妞是麻煩精
Mmm-hmm. 嗯-哼
She's going to discover that she doesn't have a ring on her finger. 她會發現手指上沒戴婚戒
And then I saw her. 然後我看到她
She was getting very comfortable with some gora boy named Rob in Belgium. 她很親密跟一個叫勞勃的比利時白人
- You're too short for that, Jaanu. - Yes, you really are too short for that. - 你太矮不能穿那件 親愛的 - 對 你真的太矮了
- Handsome, huh? - Oh, yeah, Mr. K. - 帥 哼? - 是啊 克汗先生
Okay. But what will this do? 好 但這能做什麼?
So this is a security camera, okay? So you can see who's home from your phone. 這是監視攝影機 你能用手機看到誰在家
- From my phone? - Oh, yeah, from your phone. - 從我的手機? - 喔 對 從你的手機
We're living in the future. 我們活在未來
So, I made this myself. Okay? This is the Zuzu system. 那 是我自己做的 這是祖祖系統
It connects all your devices and I added some new features. 它能連接所有裝置 我還加了一些新功能
All you have to say is "Zuzu" and tell it what you want. 你只要說"祖祖" 告訴它你要什麼
So... Zuzu, turn off the lights. 那... 祖祖 關燈
- And I programmed it to understand Urdu. - Urdu? - 我設定它聽得懂烏爾都語 - 烏爾都語(巴基斯坦 印度語)?
Yeah. Zuzu. 是啊 祖祖
Batti kolo. 開燈
Waah! 哇!
- This is magic. - Yeah, it's pretty cool. - 這太神奇了 -挺酷的
Cool? This is absolute magic. 酷? 根本是魔法
- Hi, Bruno beta. - Hey. - 嗨 布魯諾 - 嗨
Are you staying for dinner? 要留下來吃晚飯嗎?
- No, no, I got some work. - Okay, I'll pack you something to go. - 不了 我有工作 - 好的 我讓你帶點東西回去吃
- No, no, I'm good. - No, no, of course I will. - 不用 沒關係 - 不 一定要
- Hey. - How was it? - 嗨 - 怎麼樣?
Don't mention Belgium or any guy named Rob. 別提到比利時或叫勞勃的人
Did you ask her about AvengerCon? Kamala, ask her. Just ask her. 你有問她復仇者聯盟展的事嗎? 卡瑪拉 快問她
Bruno, there's a spicy one at the bottom for Nonna. 布魯諾 底下那份辣的給諾娜吃
- Okay? - Oh, my gosh. - 好嗎? - 天啊
- How did you do that so fast? 你怎麼這麼快就弄好了?
You stick to the gizmos, beta. This is my secret. 你管那些科技玩意就好 這是我的祕密
Okay. I'll see you soon. 好 回頭見
- See you soon. - Muneeba. - 回頭見 - 穆妮芭
Haan? Bolo. 是的? 說出來
Ask her. 去問她
Zuzu, switch to sports channel. 祖祖,轉到體育台
So, Bruno has made this and he's connected all the devices to this Zuzu. 布魯諾做了這個 他把所有設備連到這個祖祖
- Okay. - Watch this. - 喔 - 你看
- Abbu. - Ah, defensive... - 爸 - 啊 防守...
- Ammi. - Mmm? - 媽 - 媽?
So, there's this thing called AvengerCon. 有個活動叫復仇者聯盟展
You know, it's really something incredible. 真的非常了不起
It's never been done before. It's, like, the first fan event 以前沒辦過 是第一次大型粉絲活動
celebrating our great heroes of our time and it's totally historic, 慶祝當代的偉大英雄 盛況空前
and it's, like, very educational. And Bruno is, um... 很有教育性 布魯諾 嗯...
Bruno, he's, like, really into this stuff, you know, so he's... 他很迷這項活動 所以他...
He really wants to go and he asked me if I wanna tag along 他超想去的 問我要不要一起去
so that, you know, he's not alone, because poor Bruno, right? 不然他會落單 布魯諾很可憐
He doesn't have much of a family. 他沒什麼家人
- Zuzu, TV rokna. - So you want to go to a party, at night? - 祖祖 關電視 - 那你想去跑趴 在晚上?
- Is this a joke? - No. - 這是開玩笑嗎? - 不是
Is Bruno recording this for Internet? 布魯諾錄這個要放上網嗎?
No. It's... I'm 16. 沒有 我16歲了
Look, I promise I won't do anything stupid. 我保證不會幹蠢事
- You do trust me, right? - No. I don't trust you. - 你相信我吧? - 不 我不相信你
- Of course she does. - No, I don't. - 她當然相信 - 不 我不相信
She does. We do. It's just that we don't trust anyone else. 她相信 我們都信 只是我們不相信別人
You're still young and there are so many strange people roaming around at night. 你還小 晚上很多怪咖在外面趴趴走
Or strange boys. 奇怪的男生
Thinking God knows know what and drinking God knows what. 滿腦子鬼主意 黃湯下肚就動歪腦筋
It's not a party, it's a convention. 那不是派對 是一場展覽
And what exactly will you be doing there? 你在那邊到底要做什麼?
There's a lot of stuff, actually. 有很多活動 實際上
There's, like, this cosplay competition which is... 有一場角色扮演比賽...
It's, like, this historical reenactment. 就像是歷史重演
And how exactly will you be dressed? 你會穿什麼?
As Captain Marvel. 扮成驚奇隊長
Huh? 哼?
- Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel. - Captain Marvel. Astaghfirullah. - 驚奇隊長 驚奇隊長 - 驚奇隊長 我請求真主寬恕
- Hey, salaam, everyone. - She's a hero. - 嘿 大家好 - 她是個英雄
- In a very tight suit. - It's not that tight. - 穿緊身衣 - 沒那麼緊
Yes, it is. 是的 就是
It's not like I'm asking to go to a party and do cocaine. 我又不是要去跑趴嗑藥
Not a lot of salaam here, huh? 氣氛有點尷尬 哼?
Now, if it was him asking... 如果是他問...
Be like, "Oh, yes, Aamir. Do what you want, Aamir beta. Please, please." 你們會說 "阿米爾 做什麼都行 兒子 拜託 儘管去做"
But me, no, because I can't do a single normal teenage thing in this house, right? 但我就不行 我連一件正常青少年做的事都能做在這家裏 是吧?
Come on, beta. You're not normal. 別這麼說 女兒 你並不正常
Beta, I meant you're special. 女兒 我是說你很特別
Knock, please. 請敲門
Brought you some chai. 端茶來給你喝
Look, that was a bold move. 你剛才很有種
Not very well thought out, but I respect you for trying. 沒想清楚 但我佩服你的勇氣
You know, all she does to me is say no. 她只會對我說不
It's, like, where is this out of proportion worry for you? 幹嘛不為你過度操心?
- I'll talk to them. - Really? - 我會跟他們談 - 真的嗎?
- Yeah. I mean, you look kinda pathetic. - Thank you. - 對 你看起來有點可憐 - 謝謝
- I got you. - 我挺你
Night, Tiny K. 晚安 小卡
You want me to turn off the lights or are you still afraid of the djinn? 你要我關燈 還是你還怕鬼?
- Okay, I'm not 12. - This says you're 12. Good night. - 我又不是12歲 - 這個說你12歲 晚安
Bike lock engaged. 腳踏車上鎖
Just a second. 等一下
Kamala, what are you doing? 卡瑪拉 你在做什麼?
Stretching. 伸展
- Stretching? - Yeah. - 伸展? - 是啊
So, your brother told us about your Avengers party. 那 你哥跟我們說了你的復仇者聯盟趴
- He did? - Yes. - 真的? - 對
And even though it will be a distraction from your studies, 即使它會害你唸書分心
and there will be lot of haram going on there, Kamala, 也會發生很多違反教律的行為 卡瑪拉
we have decided to let you go. 我們還是決定讓你去
- Really? Really? Really? - Yes, but there are special conditions. - 真的 真的 真的嗎?... - 對 但是有一些條件
Your Abbu will drive you there and he will go inside with you for two hours. 你爸會載你去 也會進去陪你2小時
And as far as your dressing goes, 至於你的服裝
I have a surprise for you. 我要給你一個驚喜
The Hulk. 浩克
Wait, wait. Best is yet to come. 等等 最棒的還沒來
Ta-da! 搭啦!
Oye, chak de phatte! 哎呀
See, Kamala. Big Hulk and little Hulk. 你看 卡瑪拉 大浩克和小浩克
Bara Hulk aur choti Hulk! 大浩克和小浩克
- So cute you all will look. - Oh, my God. Okay, it's... - 你們一定很可愛 - 歐買尬 這...
Mmm. 嗯
There's no big Hulk, little Hulk. It's just not... 沒有大浩克和小浩克 只不過...
- They are all heroes. - This is mine and Bruno's thing, okay? - 他們都是英雄 - 這是我和布魯諾的活動 好嗎?
Come on, bacchi. Can't you make an exception for Abbu? 別這樣 女孩 不能為老爸破個例嗎?
I can't wear a salwar kameez to AvengerCon, okay? 我不能穿紗麗克米茲(傳統衣裙)去復仇者聯盟展
And you can't come with me, 而你也不能跟我去
not dressed like that, because it is so humiliating. 不能穿這樣 實在太丟臉了
- Okay, I didn't mean it like that. - Bas, Kamala. - 好吧 我不是那個意思 - 只是 卡瑪拉
If you don't go with your dad, you're not going at all. 如果你不讓你爸跟 你就別去了
I made this for you. 這是我為你做的
You're not going to dress up like all those other girls in skimpy outfits. 你不能像其他女生一樣穿那麼露
That is not you. 那不是你
Abbu. 爸爸
You're not going. 你不准去
So the worst thing that could happen has happened. 所以可能發生的最慘的情況發生了
Is that code for "I fell into the Hudson for the third time"? 這是你第3次掉入哈德遜河的暗號嗎?
That's "Black Sloth Down." And I fell in once, okay? 那是"黑色樹懶掉落" 而且我明明只掉進去一次
- Twice. -It means everything sucks. - 2次 - 反正一切都很鳥
Meet me on the roof in 10. 10分鐘後到屋頂碰面
- You've never even seen them like that. - Like what? Like, mad? - 你從來沒見過他們那樣 - 像怎樣? 抓狂嗎?
Hurt. Bruno, I think I made my dad cry. 傷心 布魯諾 我好像把我爸惹哭了
Mr. Khan crying? That's not good. That's... 克汗先生哭了? 那可不妙 那...
Yeah, but listen. 可是聽我說
Your mom and dad, they're gonna calm down, okay? 你爸媽會冷靜下來的
You're gonna apologize. It'll be fine. 你去道個歉就沒事了
Yeah, but maybe they're right. 也許他們是對的
Maybe I spend too much time with fan art, 也許我花了太多時間畫粉絲圖
and costumes and with my head stuck in fantasy land. So... 扮裝 沉迷在幻想裡 那...
- Who is "they"? - My mom. - 你說的他們是誰? - 我媽
My teachers. Mr. Wilson. 我的老師們 威爾遜先生
Everyone. 所有人
There was a girl who decided she wanted to go backpacking around Europe. 有一個女孩決定去歐洲自助旅行
And you would literally think she joined a death cult 你會以為她加入了什麼死亡邪教
given the way all the aunties just gossip about her. 因為每個阿姨都在講她的八卦
I'm lost. What does that have to do with AvengerCon? 我糊塗了 這和復仇者聯盟展 有什麼關係?
Because dressing up as Captain Marvel is weird. 因為扮成驚奇隊長很奇怪
- No, it's not. - It is childish. - 不 才不是 - 很幼稚
And I know that, okay? 我知道 好嗎?
And let's be honest, it's not really 老實說 並不是
the brown girls from Jersey City who save the world. 棕種女孩來自澤西市拯救世界的
Sure they do. 當然是
You're Kamala Khan. 你是 卡瑪拉·克汗
You wanna save the world? 你想拯救世界?
Then you're gonna save the world. 那你就會拯救世界
With the right equipment, of course. Speaking of, newest prototype. 當然得用對裝備 講到這個,最新的原型
- Are those Photon gloves? - Yeah. -它們是光子手套嗎? -對
- Do you want them or... - Yes. -你要嗎? -要
Oh, my God. You made these? 天啊 這你做的?
- Yeah. I mean, do you like them? - Yes. - 是啊 我是說 妳喜歡嗎? - 喜歡
Oh! "Bruno Carrelli Corporations." I like it. Has a nice ring to it. 喔! "布魯諾·卡瑞爾利公司" 我喜歡 聽起來好炫
- How do they turn on? - Right here. Bow! - 怎麼打開? - 在這裡
- See? - This is cosmic. This is cosmic. Get up. - 看吧? - 太讚了 太讚了 起來
- We're getting up. - We're getting up. -我 們起來 - 起來
Listen, they don't shoot real photon blasts. 它們不會射出真的光子
- I'm ready. - Oh, we're fighting? - 我準備好了 - 我們要對打?
- Oh, my gosh. Oh! - 喔 天啊 喔!
Zoe! You did that on purpose. 柔伊! 你是故意的
- No, I did not. - Yes, you... - 不 我沒有 - 就是有 你...
You're supposed to be the latest in technology? 你不應該是最新的科技嗎?
Thank God I didn't pay for you, I say. 幸好我沒付錢 我是說
What is it that I'm saying you can't understand? 你是聽不懂我說的話嗎?
I'm speaking in English, not code. So here goes. Shall we try again? Okay. 我說的是英語 不是代碼 來 我們再試一次?
- Good night, Abbu. - Sleep tight, beta. -晚安 爸 - 好好睡 女兒
Zuzu, please, switch the TV... 祖祖 請開電視...
Kamala, please tell Bruno this Zuzu is possessed by the evil djinn. 卡瑪拉 請告訴布魯諾 祖祖被邪靈附身了
He needs to fix it. 他得來修理
Zuzu, television, switch it on. 祖祖 電視 打開
If I can't leave the house to go to AvengerCon, 如果不能出門參加復仇者聯盟展
I'll go to AvengerCon without leaving the house. 我就不出門也能參加復仇者聯盟展
How many slushies have you had today? 你今天吃了幾杯冰沙?
Because all that red dye three, it's making your brain... 因為3號紅色色素會讓你的大腦...
Look, it's illusions, old friend. 聽著 是錯覺 老朋友
You set up the smart house stuff for my dad, 你幫我爸弄了智慧家庭的玩意
so you're basically our inside man. 基本上算是自己人臥底了
- This is the plan. - Kamala, you're the best sister ever. - 計畫如下 - 卡瑪拉 你是史上最好的妹妹
Honestly, you should have been an only child. 說真的 家裡應該只有你一個小孩才對
Kamala is the best daughter in the whole wide world. 卡瑪拉是全世界最好的女兒
- Stop, please. I'm shy. - 別說了 拜託 我會害羞
5:49 p.m., I gracefully excuse myself. 5點49分 我優雅地告退
And as my family celebrates my existence, I go to my bedroom. 在家人對我歌功頌德時 我回房間
And it's... 這...
- Are you following? - Yes. Keep going. - 你有在聽嗎? - 有 繼續
5:55, I suit up in the greatest 5點55分 我換上史上最棒的
Captain Marvel costume the Earth has ever seen... 驚奇隊長服裝世界從未見過
Don't worry, it'll be finished by then, I hope. 放心 到時就完成了 我希望啦
Then I make my way out of the house undetected but extremely impressive where 然後我神不知鬼不覺溜出門
you'll be waiting in your costume, which better be awesome. Don't embarrass me. 你穿好服裝等我 最好很炫 別讓我丟臉
- Me embarrass you? - Yeah, I said it. - 我讓你丟臉? - 對 我說了
Oh, come on. I didn't even want beans. 喔 拜託 我不要豆子
But what if your parents go into your room? 要是你爸媽進你房間呢?
- That's where you come in, right? - What? - 這時就該你上場了 - 什麼?
You and your fancy Zuzu system are going to be my cover. 你和你的酷炫祖祖系統當我的掩護
- So, when there's a knock on the door... - 那 有人敲門時...
- Don't come in. I'm changing. - 不要進來 我在換衣服
Finally, you being a genius is coming in handy. 你這個天才終於派上用場了
Sorry, beta. Sorry. 對不起 女兒 對不起
What do you mean "finally?"什麼叫終於?
6:30, we catch the bus to Camp Lehigh. 6點半 我們搭公車去理海營陸軍基地
And it might be a tight window but we're gonna do it with style. 時間有點趕 我們用特殊方式進行
Wait... Is that us biking off a bridge onto a bus? 等等... 我們騎車從橋上跳到公車上?
Dream bigger, Bruno! 有夢最美 布魯諾
It's gonna be epic. 史詩級飛車特技
We get on the bus just in time. Everyone stares at us in awe 我們及時趕上公車 大家瞠目結舌
because we look back at them and their costumes are just... Meh. 我們回頭看他們 他們的服裝...
Okay. 好
Then it's time for a tight but spontaneous 60 minutes of fun at AvengerCon. 接著有緊湊但自由的60分鐘 盡情享受復仇者聯盟展
Then at 8:00 p.m., the real reason we're here, 但8點才是我們參展的目的
the reason I learnt to sew and you learnt to airbrush. 我學會縫紉 你學會噴繪的原因
The cosplay competition. 角色扮演比賽
I win, obviously. We collect my crown and I'm assuming it's made of real diamonds. 當然是我獲勝 我們收下王冠 相信它是真鑽做的
It's definitely not. 保證不是
Then after a few quick photos with fans, 跟粉絲拍完照
maybe some chats with the press, we bounce. 跟媒體聊一聊 我們閃人
I'll sneak back into my room just before my dad comes in at 9:22 p.m. 我溜回去 在我爸進我房間前在晚上9點22分
That's the plan. Got it? 計畫就是這樣 懂嗎?
So your plan is take the bus. 所以你的計畫是搭公車
All this, and that's your note? Really? 這麼多 你只記得那一點? 真假?
Does how we get there matter if you haven't finished your costume yet? 如果你服裝還沒完成 我們怎麼過去重要嗎?
They want you to bring some of you to Captain Marvel, right? 他們希望你的造型加入自己的特色
So your mom's Hulk isn't the right idea 你媽的浩克不太對
but maybe something Pakistani? 但也許加點巴基斯坦元素?
Oh, my God, Aamir. 喔 天啊 阿米爾
- Ammi, I'm going to Taysha's this evening. - Nice. Say hi to her parents from me. - 阿米爾 我晚上要去泰莎家 - 好 幫我問候她父母
Yeh le lo ji aap. 拿走你
And which is why I always say, 所以我總是說
between the authorities and us the people, we are to blame. 在政府和我們人民之間 要怪我們
And that is why the salamanders are almost extinct in Pakistan. 這就是為什麼蠑螈 在巴基斯坦幾乎滅絕
Which is why I'm also so worried about the plight of the parrots. 這就是為什麼我也擔心鸚鵡的困境
Speaking of parrots, you just reminded me I have a biology report 說到鸚鵡 我想到我有生物學報告
that's due tomorrow. So... 明天要交 所以...
Beta, you gotta listen to me what I have to tell you about parrots. 女兒 你得聽我說鸚鵡的事
Nope. 不行
Are you okay? 你還好嗎?
Come on. 快點
- That was my way back in. - I know. We missed the bus. - 那是我回去的路 - 我知道 我們錯過公車了
We can still make the next one, but if we miss it, it's game over. 還能搭下一班 再錯過就完了
No, no. Come on, come on. 不 糟了 快走 快走
Stop. Wait, please. That's my bike. Come on, man. Open the door. 停止 等等 拜託 那是我的腳踏車 拜託 大哥 開門
Dude. 大哥
How likely is it I'm gonna find it there when I get back? 等我回來怎麼可能找得到?
In Jersey City? 在澤西市?
Oh, I'd say you have a 0.0001% chance. 喔 我想機率有0.0001%
Bike lock engaged. 腳踏車上鎖
- We made it. We made it. - Yeah! - 我們趕到了... - 耶!
Sorry. 對不起
Oh, my God. 我的天啊
Yeah! 耶!
Hey. 嘿
- Thank you. - Thank you. - 謝謝 - 謝謝
Motion detected. 偵測到動作
- Aamir's out for the evening. - Mmm-hmm. - 阿米爾晚上出去了 - 嗯
- Kamala is in her room. 卡瑪拉在房裡
-Aah! -啊!
Coming up next, the Captain Marvel cosplay contest. 接下來是驚奇隊長角色扮演比賽
Showtime. 上場了
First place gets a... 第1名能贏得...
Here you go. 這給你
- Is that Zoe? - You guys look amazing. - 那是柔伊嗎? - 你們看起來好讚
Why is she here? 她怎麼來了?
- The costume's not even accurate. - She doesn't even like the Avengers. - 服裝根本不對 - 她根本不喜歡復仇者聯盟
It's okay. It's okay, okay? 沒關係 別擔心 好嗎?
I have to compete against her now? 現在我得跟她比賽?
Don't worry about it. It's your time to shine. Literally. 放心 該你發光發熱了 真的
- You have the gloves? - Yeah. They're in my bag. - 手套帶了嗎? - 在我背包裡
Last call for the Captain Marvel cosplay competition. 最後通知 驚奇隊長角色扮演比賽
Cosplayers, please line up on the side of the stage. 角色扮演選手 請在舞台邊排隊
AvengerCon, give it up. Amazing Captain America cosplayers. 復仇者聯盟展 掌聲鼓勵 了不起的美國隊長角色扮演選手
Thank you, Captain America cosplayers. Congratulations to the winner. 謝謝美國隊長角色扮演選手 恭喜獲勝者
You guys are all good to go. We're kicking things off... 你們可以下去了 我們即將展開...
Hi. 嗨
Wow. You look great. Yeah, good. 哇 你看起來超帥 讚
- What are you wearing? - It's Bruce Banner. - 你穿這什麼? - 布魯斯·班納(浩克)
- What is that? - My personal self-expression. - 那是什麼? - 我的個人特色
Oh, cool. Okay. 喔 酷 好吧
Yeah, but I can't get it on. It's, like, sealed shut for some reason. 是啊 但我戴不上去 它就像 由於某種原因卡住了
- Where are the gloves? - Oh, they're just... - 手套在哪裡? - 喔 它們...
Crap. I left it in the bathroom. 慘了 我留在廁所裡
This is our final final call for contestants to the stage. 這是我們最後一次通知 請選手上台
I'm gonna run and get it. 我跑去拿
No, we don't have time. You gotta go. It's good. It's fine. 不 沒時間了 你該上台了 沒關係
You got the bangle. Put it on. 你有手鐲 戴上
Take your phones out. Show them the love. They are here. 拿出手機 讓他們看到你的熱情 他們就在這裡
Got it. 好了
- Did you see that? - Come on. You gotta go. - 你看到了嗎? - 快點 你該上去了
...amazing Captain Marvel. ...了不起的驚奇隊長
And we've got a final Captain Marvel coming to the stage right now. 最後一名驚奇隊長上台了
Oh, God. 喔 天啊
Come on, come on. 加油 加油
Oh, my God. 喔 天啊
Uh, all right. Well, good luck following that, everybody. 好了 祝大家好運
Wow. I thought my Captain Marvel costume was gonna make people stare. 我以為我的驚奇隊長服裝 會讓人們刮目相看
Oh, my God. Are you available to book for parties? 喔 天啊 能預約你去派對表演嗎?
You wanna take a picture? I'll tag you. I follow back. 想拍照嗎? 我標註你 再追蹤你
- Mostly. - Move. - 大部分 - 快走開
Oh, my God! Help me! Help me! 喔 天啊 救我! 救我!
What was that? Are you okay? We need to go. 怎麼了? 你還好嗎? 我們該走了
What just happened? I don't even know what to say. 剛剛怎麼了? 我不知道該說什麼
Okay, Bruno, I actually have powers. 好吧 布魯諾 我有超能力
Okay. Come on. Help me up. 好吧 快幫我爬上去
Ready? Three, two, one. 預備? 3, 2, 1
- Go. - Oh, gosh. - 上 - 喔 天啊
Did that come out of your foot? Are you okay? 那是從你的腳發出來的? 你還好嗎?
Hey, keep me updated. And text me everything. 再讓我知道狀況 發訊息給我
So weird. Hey. 好奇怪 嘿
- Please don't tell anyone. - Stop, okay? I'd never tell anyone. - 拜託別告訴任何人 - 別說了 我打死都不會說
- Never ever? - Never ever ever. - 絕對不會? - 絕對絕對不會
Kamala. 卡瑪拉
Where have you been? 你跑去哪裡了?
What are you doing? 你在做什麼?
I'm not recognizing you. 我都不認得你了
Who is this rebellious girl sneaking out, lying to Abbu and me? 這個偷溜出去 對你爸和我撒謊的叛逆女孩是誰?
I'm not trying to be rebellious. 我並不想搞叛逆
And I'm trying to protect you from yourself. 我試著保護你免受你自己的傷害
I've seen what happens when people get obsessed with their fantasies. 我看過別人成天做白日夢的下場
I know you're just gonna tell me some story about Nani and... 我知道你又要說外婆的故事和...
So you knew what I was going to say tonight, huh? 所以你知道我今晚會說什麼?
And you knew that it would betray me, but you still went and did it anyway. 你知道這是忤逆我 但你還是去做
- Sorry. - It's time to stop fantasizing. - 抱歉 - 就別再做白日夢了
I wish that you would just focus on you. 我好希望你專注在自己身上
Your grades. Your family. Your story. 你的成績 你的家人 你的故事
I mean, who do you want to be in this world, huh? 你想成為什麼樣的人?
Do you want to be good, like we raised you to be, 你想成為好人 就像我們教你的
or do you want to be some, you know, 還是想當那種
this cosmic head-in-the-clouds person? 天馬行空 胡思亂想的人?
You think about that. 你再好好想想
Cosmic. 天馬行空
《驚奇少女》
Check this out. 你看看這個
- Teenage girl at AvengerCon. - AvengerCon? - 少女在復仇者聯盟展上 - 復仇者聯盟展?
A cosplayer with too much time on their hands. 角色扮演者吃飽太閒
Not this one. I've never seen powers like that. 這個不是 我沒見過這種超能力
Whoa. 哇
Yeah, bring her in. 是啊 把她帶過來